Artemis Fowl; Dir. – Kenneth Branagh Rating – Horrendous. Piece. Of. Shit. Artemis fowl feels like some parent gave an infant a brand new toy set featuring random action figures to play with, but the kid pooped his pants before he could finish the story, so now we are just left with whatever game the… Continue reading Movie Review: Artemis Fowl – Disney Takes A Giant Shit On Beloved Book Franchise
Da 5 Bloods; Dir. – Spike Lee Rating – “It’s great” / worth adding to your collection. Amidst all the crazy shit happening around the world, with Netflix’s Da 5 Bloods, Spike Lee has officially announced that the Oscar race for 2021 has just began. Yes, it’s that good. This is without a doubt the… Continue reading Movie Review: Da 5 Bloods – The Topical Spike Lee Joint That The World Needs Right Now.
Movie Review:The King Of Staten Island – Pete Davidson shines in Apatow’s Charming Coming-of-age Dramedy.
The King of Staten Island; Dir. – Judd Apatow Rating – “It’s great” / worth adding to your collection. Judd Apatow is known for making one type of film over and over – overlong stoner comedies about overgrown man-children, and helping commercially unproven comedians become huge stars by making films in which they embody lightly… Continue reading Movie Review:The King Of Staten Island – Pete Davidson shines in Apatow’s Charming Coming-of-age Dramedy.
Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure, and it’s sequel Bill and Ted’s Bogus Journey, is that rare piece of film memorabilia from the 90’s that somehow has still survived in the general consciousness of moviegoers. But I wasn’t alive when the first movie came out and I never got to see the movie in theatres. But… Continue reading Why Bill And Ted Returning Has Me Excited.
With HBO Max launching tomorrow, a lot of you maybe be wondering whether you should spend your valuable bucks on the brand new premium streaming service. This article will tell you everything you need to know about the AT&T and Warner Media owned streaming service, so that you can decide for yourself if its worth… Continue reading Why you should get HBO Max.
Scoob!; Dir – Tony Cervone Rating – //stream it once it’s free// (Or you know, purchase on VOD for your kids!) Scoob! is set on it’s way to create history one way or another. It is the first movie set for a theatrical release, to completely skip theaters and release on digital VOD due too… Continue reading Movie Review: Scoob! – It’s a shame that this childish delight has to skip THEATERS.
Ellie Chu tells the audience right up in the opening sequence of the film – “This is not a love story”, à la the narrator in ‘500 Days of Summer’. And just like ‘500 Days of Summer’, ‘The Half of it’ subverts all genre conventions and tropes that people have come to expect, while still… Continue reading How The Half of It defies Its Genre CONVENTIONS
The Lighthouse is one of my favorite films from last year, if not my favorite. So, today I wanna look at a scene from The Lighthouse that in my opinion, is the perfect example of how to build and release tension in a single scene without any dialogue. The particular scene that I’m talking about,… Continue reading The Lighthouse – How to build and release tension in a single scene?
Justice League Dark: Apokolips War; Dir – Christina Sotta Rating – /Must see if you’re a fan/ It started in 2013, when Flash ran through the barrier of space and time in Justice “League: The Flashpoint Paradox” to save his mom, and kickstarted this animated VOD franchise. Now seven years and 15 movies later, the… Continue reading Movie Review: Justice League Dark: Apokolips War – The DCAMU Saga Ends on a high note.
Bad Education; Dir – Cory Finley Rating – /Must see if you’re a fan./ (Plus, it’s free you know.) Just the day after Netflix released it’s big budget film starring Chris Hemsworth, HBO is here to compete with its Hugh Jackman and Alison Janney film based on a real life school scandal. And yeah, it’s… Continue reading Movie Review: Bad Education – The True Crime HBO drama is the best “New” Movie out there.